Q: What do you call it when a frog takes a shower?
A: Spring cleaning!
Tag Archives: spring
Spring Song
As my eyes
search
the prairie
I feel the summer
in the spring.
Joke #18020
Q: What would you get if you crossed a Slinky with a young hen?
A: Spring chicken.
Spring is often a young winged woman…
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Q: How do you get the water into watermelon?
A: Plant it in the spring.
Joke #11686
Q: There is no water on the moon, so an astronaut must wear a watch. Why?
A: Because there is a spring inside.
tidlu
tidlu – v. to juggle sausages, while riding a motorcycle in the middle of spring during a stampede