Two guys are taking a shower together…one is putting soap all over his body and the other is…”helping him”.

 

Bubba: “Ok now bend those legs! I need to scrub underneath!”

 

Vitch: “Oh ttthhhuper!”

 

Vitch bends over like the Vitch he is and Bubba scrubs his backside and grundel area. Vitch stands up again.

 

Vitch: “Ok pass the Herb Orgasmic Essence shampoo. I need to wash my hair.”

 

Bubba: “Don’t forget your pubes, they smell like ass.”

 

Bubba passes over the Herb Orgasmic Essence shampoo and Vitch takes a handful and puts his all over his hair.

 

Vitch: “Oh yeah! OH YEAH! OHHHHHHH!”

 

Suddenly a splat sound is heard and Bubba and Vitch look down.

 

Vitch: “Oh Shit…”

 

Bubba: “YOU NASTY BASTARD! I COME…” He makes a nasty face. “I COME IN HERE TO HELP YOU SHOWER AND YOU BLOW YOUR LOAD ON ME!”

 

Vitch: “My bad dogg! I didn’t mean to…it’s just this Herb Orgasmic Essence shampoo gives me an orgasm every time I use it…I have no Idea why…”

 

Bubba: “Well if anyone saw this, INCLUDING your wife, they think we’re gay or something! The fuck is wrong with you man?”

 

An Ahem is heard off screen and Vitch and Bubba turn to the camera.

 

Bubba: “Is that…Is that a…VIDEO CAMERA?”

 

Vitch: “Oh yeah…I promised them I’d shot a Herb Orgasmic Essence commercial. Didn’t I tell you.”

 

Another splat is heard and Bubba gets pissed.

 

Bubba: “You…fuckin….bitch….”

 

Bubba tackles them and they start wrestling in the shower while a whole bunch of splats are heard. Suddenly, Vitches wife comes…ewww…comes into the bathroom to see her husband and his best friend naked in the shower with a video camera taping them…

 

Marianne: “YOU’RE SHOOTING GAY PORNS IN OUR OWN BATHROOM WITH BUBBA?!?! THATS IT, FIRST YOU SHOOT YOUR LOAD ON ME EVERYTIME YOU USE THAT SHAMPOO WHEN WE SHOWER AND NOW THIS? I WANT A DIVORCE!”

 

Marianne storms out and Bubba picks up Vitch and throws him against the camera man and the screen goes black.