“monkeys dont eat seeds at noon.”
– nobby
Tag Archives: seed
Joke #18209
Q: Who wears a mask and spreads grass seed wherever he goes?
A: The Lawn Ranger.
Joke #18091
Mr. Cummings went to see his doctor.
The physician couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw radishes growing out of Mr. Cummings’ mouth.
“Well, that’s unusual,” said the doctor.
“You’re not kidding!” replied Mr. Cummings. “I swallowed pumpkin seeds.”
Quote #15022
“Not even a Minga Melon seed”
– The Pirates of Dark Water
Quote #14938
“Seeds of unhappiness, grow! unh!”
– from the TV
Joke #11478
Bruce: Do you know where I can buy some parrot seed?
Linda: Why? You don’t own a parrot.
Bruce: I know, but I want to grow one!
SeeD
SeeD – n. a mercenary force that spreads the joy and love of flowers all over, and to plant them