llegao – v. to lead a bear around by a rope
Tag Archives: rope
Joke #21350
Q: How do you get a goth out of a tree?
A: You cut the rope.
Quote #14994
“Quick! Tie some of these robes and ropes together!”
– from the TV
Joke #12872
“It took me so long to learn the ropes at work,” said the clerk, “I ended up hanging myself.”
Joke #12828
A prize fighter doing road work with his manager one morning spotted a little girl jumping rope. He turned to his manager and asked, “Who’s she fighting?”
Citrus Swing
Citrus Swing – n. a prehistoric swing ride in which a giant orange slice spins around, swinging people sitting on giant birds tied up with a rope to the orange
Joke #5316
There were 5 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope on the edge of a cliff.
The rope could only hold 5 people and it was just about to snap.
The brunette says, “Save yourselves, I’ll let go” and sure enough she did.
Amazed at the brunettes bravery all the blondes clap.