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ugof

ugof – v. to put fish hooks onto a street or road

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?

A: To get to the body shop.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a chicken crossing the road?

A: Poultry in motion.

Q: Why didn’t the bear cross the road?

A: Because he was beary scared.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

A: He didn’t have the guts

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Another version of this joke:

Q: Why was the ghost a coward?

A: She didn’t have any guts!