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A Cool Nursery Rhyme

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet

eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider

who sat down beside her

And said, “Plenty of cholesterol, I’d say.”

Jack and Jill

went up the hill

To fetch a pail

of water.

Jack fell down

and broke his crown,

And sued the farmer

and his daughter.

Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?

A: Humpme Dumpme

half-rhyme – n. a type of rhyme in which only a part of the word that isn’t at the end rhymes.

Ex. Breathe, Read

boshitze – v. to rhyme any and all words with mattress even if the word sounds nothing like mattress

Ex. The president will often boshitze to commit things to memory.