CONFUCIUS SAY: People who view world through rose-colored glasses end up seeing red.
Tag Archives: red
Joke #11678
Q: What’s red, white and blue and has lots of arms?
A: A space creature carrying an American flag.
Joke #11666
Q: Why do astronauts wear red suspenders?
A: To hold their pants up.
Joke #11541
Q: Where should a baseball team never wear red?
A: In the bullpen.
Jingle Bells Song #7288
Dashing through the snow
In a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go
Bashing into trees
OW! OW! OW!
The snow is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
Rush me to the hospital
Before I lose my head
Joke #5532
Q: What’s red and dances?
A: A baby on a barbecue
Joke #5478
Q: What is blue, green, orange, and red all over your kitchen counter?
A: A blueberry pie with green apples and a little orange dye. And if you’re wondering about the red, it was my finger!
reink
reink – n. red ink
;} v. to ink something again
daboab
daboab – v. to say “red shiny apple” after biting into an apple