I hate you,
You hate me,
Let’s get together and kill Barney,
With a shotgun blast,
Barney hits the floor,
No more purple dinosaur.
I hate you,
You hate me,
Let’s get together and kill Barney,
With a shotgun blast,
Barney hits the floor,
No more purple dinosaur.
Barney is gay
He needs weed
He is fucked up
With a knife
We will stab him
Until he bleeds purple
Developer/Publisher: Mazooma Interactive Games || Overall: 8.5/10
Happy Fruits – Pub Slot is a fruit-themed slots game available on iOS. As a single-themed slot, the experience revolves solely around the theme of smiling, jumping, happy fruit. With some interesting bonus games, this slots game is one of the better slots games available.
As everything is Happy and Fruit themed, even the standard 10, J, Q, K, A letters are animated and smiling. They represent different types of fruit, such as the Green J fruit, the Blue K fruit, and my favorite, the purple Q fruit. They look so delicious, you’ll want to eat them!
Similar to other slots games, you’ll unlock features as you play. Each level allows you to bet at a higher cap, and at level 5, Auto Play is unlocked. You get bonus credits every level and as a timed bonus every four hours. You start out with 2500 credits which can easily get you a few levels up just by itself. Each bet will add XP to your player level, so higher bets will get you levels faster.
There are also several interesting bonuses. The largest bonus is the three progressive jackpots that slowly grow as you play. The pick-a-win multiplier, in which you choose one of three possible bonuses, multiply your bet by the one that is chosen. The most frequent one I encountered was the Crazy Streak spin bonus in which you will be taken to a 3-slot game that rolls slots automatically. When you gain three of a certain fruit in each of the allocated spaces respectively, you’ll attain the bonus that fruit type is assigned. Once you get the killer tomatoes that require the bonus game to end, the rolls will stop and you’ll receive the payout. This bonus game is pretty fun as you’ll see things slowly fill in and as you progress in levels you’ll be able to last longer against the tomatoes on average.
Happy Fruits – Pub Slot is an interesting slots game that has a unique bonus game and theme to offer to players. If you are interested in trying out the game, it is available on the App Store.
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s get a bazooka and kill barney
With a click and a bang and a drop to the floor
No more stupid purple dinosaur
I hate you!
You Hate Me!
We are not a happy family
With a great big punch
And throw Barney on the floor
No more Purple Dinosaur! 🙂
I hate you,
You hate me,
We’re an abnormal family,
With shovel and a spade
I’ll hit you in the head,
Now that purple bastards dead!
I hate him
He hates me
Let’s hang Barney in a tree
With a kick and a punch
And a bullet to his head
Now that purple freak is dead
I effin hate Barney (and chemestry)
Q: What’s red, yellow, orange, green, purple, and blue, an ate all over?
A: A bowl of Fruity Pebbles
Q: What is purple, round, and grouchy?
A: A sour grape.
I fucked you
You fucked me
No one ever fucked Barney
He’s a big purple shit
and I wish he’d fucking die
So go to hell and not the sky
I hate you
You hate me
Let us get together and kill Barney
With a 1234 kick’em out the door
No more purple dinosaur.
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s give Barney ecstasy
Now he’s lying on the floor
No more purple dinosaur.
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s get together
And kill Barney
With a two by four
Knock him on the floor
No more purple dinosour
thipaunppuamcmbkcfesfmmdmolr – n. a purple colored bear wearing white khaki shorts that just shat himself
22523 – n. a purple 886. Kind of.