minette – v. to make a dolphin take a crap on you
Tag Archives: poop
adrial
adrial – n. a poopy-shaped elephant (if its an elephant shaped like a poopy, is it still an elephant?)
herrera
herrera – n. a hippo-shaped poopy
mowette
mowette – n. a horse-shaped poopy
luismarq
luismarq – n. an elephant-shaped poopy
bafstat
bafstat – n. a bird in a magic show that poos during the show
subatomic poo
subatomic poo – n. electrically charged group of two or more bonded atoms
Oh, Curse Your Dreadful Poo
u gonna stay online while poo-ing?
i was thinking about wayyy back when on Prodigy
i used to have all these friends.
tons of’em!
years ago. all gone.
probably dead.
probably.
curse your poo-ing.
Poopy Poem
poopy poopy
everyone has to poopy
poopy here
poopy there
even poopy in your hair
everyone poopys,
dogs poopy
cats poopy
giraffes poopy
even rinos poopy
poopy everywhere, poopy everywhere.
where does it all come from?
everything eats, and everything poops
that’s just the way things are
when it comes to poopy
Joke #8940
Q: What do blondes and cow shit have in common?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
prachapre
prachapre – v. to crap your thong
crapsolutely
crapsolutely – n. what you say when you get asked if you want to poo
Poop E. Pizza
A kid is sitting on his bed in his room staring at the wall. His room is a mess and he looks extremely bored….
Kid: “Gosh I’m bored! I’ve already jerked off 12 times in a row, now theres nothing to do.”
The mom is heard offscreen.
Mom: “CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKEN ROOM!”
Kid: “SHUT THE FUCK UP! I’LL CLEAN UP MY ROOM IF YOU BRING ME TO SOME PLACE GOOD.”
Mom: “HELL NO! IF YOU CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM I’LL BRING YOU TO A PLACE THATS CHEAP AND CRAPPY.”
Suddenly a talking large piece of shit appears in the kids room.
Poop: “A-HYUCK! HI THERE!”
Kid: “WHAT THE FUCK?”
Poop: “Here i’ll help ya clean up your room so we can go to Poop E. Pizza!”
Kid: “…..uh ok…whatever.”
They run through the room really fast cleaning everything up.
Poop: “A-HYUCK! NOW LETS GO TO POOP E. PIZZA!”
Suddenly there in Poop E. Pizza and a whole bunch of kids are running around. But they all are sad because the place smells really bad. Also the place is an underground child labor workshop.
Kid: “THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE SHIT!”
Poop: “A-HYUCK! Of course it does! NOW GET TO WORK!”
The piece of shit ties the kid up to a carriage and starts whippin him.
Poop: “YOUR ALL DOGS! WORK HARDER!”
Mom: “Wow….I’m so glad I brought my child to Poop E. Pizza!”
Poop: “A-HYUCK!”
The piece of shit throws pizza topped with shit at allthe kids and all the kids are crying while there getting whipped.
(end)
Bad Submission #8652
name = duschi
email = poo
use_email = no
This_is_a(n) = Chat
i_am = poo
chat_room_name =
victims =
submission = do you like to play with poop?
Bad Submission #8633
name =
email =
use_email = yes
song = joker in the bathroom
peein’ poop on the wall