police – n. pussies that give you a ticket for speeding, but don’t do anything when you really need them
;} someone who keeps order in their jurisdiction by participating in weekly events such as beat-downs, beat-downs after high speed chases, and beat-downs after beat-downs
pig – n. cop, police, AKA asshole
oinker – n. a big fat policeman
kop – n. a renegade cop that takes the law into “their own hands”
haberle – v. to do an improper lane change when a cop is right near you
fuckingshitbagretard – n. the person who wrote the definitions for woman and police <see woman and police>
fuckingshitbag – n. a person that doesn’t agree with my definiton of woman or police
;} the retarded fuckingshitbag that created fuckingshitbagretard
escapee – n. a type of fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy
coplima – n. a cop that likes lima beans
asshole – n. also known as boss, teacher, co-worker, and police <see boss, teacher, co-worker, and police>
;} most people in the Afghani area.
;} a stupid or annoying person that needs to be shot
;} any person that thinks his or her opinion or definition is more important or more correct than mine.
;} a stupid person that thinks you’re an asshole because you won’t break the rules and/or kiss their ass
;} any person that won’t answer a simple question
;} a bartender that complains when he doesn’t get tips, but he calls you a crybaby when you complain about not getting tips
;} any Harley owner that thinks he’s cool only because he has a Harley.
Ex. Uh, how much did your car and house cost, Mr. Cool? $50,000 & $500,000? No? Then you’re not as cool as you think you are, asshole.