A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put anything in its place, I am always going around the house organizing things.”
The friend says, “Take a tip from me. The first week after we were married I told my husband firmly, ‘Every glass and plate that you take, wash when you are done and put back in its place.'”
The first woman asked, “Did it help?”
Her friend said, “I don’t know. I haven’t seen him since.”
Did you hear about the umpire who kept home plate so clean, you could eat off it?
The way my kids eat, after meals we’re lucky to have the napkins and plates left over.
Q: Should you ever eat chocolates on an empty stomach?
A: No, always on a plate.
Q: Where does the catcher sit for dinner?
A: Behind the plate.
monoplate – n. a plate with Monopoly cards on it
inchaf – v. to cry about having to wash dishes every other day
dop – n. tortilla chips on a paper plate
cuppy – n. someone that drinks their milk from their cereal bowl.
Ex. Larry was a cuppy today at the breakfast table.
chynauki – n. a pool of China (plates)
argia – v. to eat left-over syrup from waffles with a fork. Usually scraping the fork around the plate, twisting it and eating it