Q: What do you get when you cross Rudolph with a homing pigeon?
A: A creature that keeps coming back, bringing you presents!
Tag Archives: pigeon
Joke #13253
#1082: “What are you in for?”
#1081: “For feeding the pigeons in the park.”
#1082: “Just for feeding the pigeons?”
#1081: “Yep! The cops caught me feeding the pigeons to the lions in the zoo.”
Joke #13010
DENTIST: “Which tooth is bothering you?”
GANGSTER: “Find it yourself! I’m no stool pigeon!”
Joke #12300
MAN: “Judge, I want a divorce. My wife keeps a pig in our bedroom at night and the stench is terrible.”
JUDGE: “Well, why don’t you open a window?”
MAN: “What! And lose all my pigeons?”
Joke #12163
What a life! What a life! Sometimes I feel like a statue beneath a flock of pigeons.
Joke #11959
Pigeons must have E.S.P. They always seem to know when you’ve just washed your car.
yiltspy
yiltspy – n. a bunch of pigeons fighting each other
tornasse
tornasse – n. a pigeon with teeth
karopsi
karopsi – adj. to have 200 pigeons