Automatic Man messaged me what I had written on Squackle as an update…
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Automatic Man: Yesterday, I was driving on a freeway back from KFC, with a large (the really big one) box of Popcorn Chicken (mmh mmh do I love Popcorn Chicken) when all of a sudden something brown flew through the air and then smashed into my windwhield and made two huge holes in it. Glass flew everywhere, and I don’t know what the hell it was or whether someone threw it or if it got thrown up by another car’s tires. If it was someone throwing it, I want to kill them, because now I have to replace the windshield of the Turbo Diesel Ground Force (the name of my car).
Automatic Man: ahahahaaha
Automatic Man: it was me!
davepoobond: wtf?
davepoobond: what are you talkin about
davepoobond: you didn’t throw that shit
Automatic Man: shhh! yes i did
davepoobond: what was it then
Automatic Man: a big brown thing, possibly a rock
davepoobond: unh hunh..
Automatic Man: its true
davepoobond: why aren’t you more specific
Automatic Man: cuz i was high at the time
Automatic Man: because i got high
Automatic Man: becuase i got high
davepoobond: i saw you right after i came into the school parking lot, jackass
Auto response from Automatic Man: stupid research paper! brb
Automatic Man: ya i drive and run just that fast
Automatic Man: mmm english muffin
Automatic Man: >:o
davepoobond: english muffins are good toasted
davepoobond: you know what else is good toasted?
davepoobond: the En Vogue CD “funky DIVAS”
Automatic Man: lol
Automatic Man: i had a toasted english muffin with yogurt butter on it (its like butter, but made from yogurt so its not as bad for you)
davepoobond: yeah i have that yogurt butter crap too
davepoobond: its good
davepoobond: better than substitute shit
Automatic Man: brummel and brown baby
davepoobond: yeahhh!
davepoobond: me too
davepoobond: the big ol’ tubs
Automatic Man: its good shit
Automatic Man: i have a small 1
davepoobond: we used to get small ones
Automatic Man: but we dont use it that much
davepoobond: they stopped sellin them small or something
davepoobond: there’s these tubs
davepoobond: that last about a month or something
Automatic Man: hmmm
davepoobond: around here anyway
Automatic Man: like a regular size butter 1? or the gigantic dave size TUBs?
davepoobond: you know the “i can’t believe its not butter” tubs
davepoobond: that size
Automatic Man: ya
Automatic Man: thats wut i have
Automatic Man: bout 3 inches in diamter
davepoobond: its a pound
Automatic Man: hmm
Automatic Man: i dunno
davepoobond: it says what it weighs on there
Automatic Man: but were having too deep a conversation about butter
davepoobond: its not butter
davepoobond: its 35% veggie oil
Automatic Man: whatever the hell it is
davepoobond: 25% yogurt
davepoobond: and the rest is butter i guess
Automatic Man: lol
davepoobond: do you know who En Vogue is
Automatic Man: singer?
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: its a group
davepoobond: of 4 black females
Automatic Man: oh
Automatic Man: o well
davepoobond: there’s a movie named “duets”
davepoobond: and i have the soundtrack for some reason
davepoobond: it has the guy from big fat liar that was colored blue
davepoobond: i dont know his name
Automatic Man: o
davepoobond: did you finish your research paper
Automatic Man: not yet
Automatic Man: almost
davepoobond: i’ve got 8 pgs
davepoobond: 8 full pgs
Automatic Man: oh
Automatic Man: well
Automatic Man: see right now im using wordpad cuz this POS comp doesnt have word so i have to move it to my good comp after i finish so i can actually break it down into PAGES
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: the spice girls are kinda funny
Auto response from Automatic Man: id like to talk, but im on the home stretch of my research paper, and i wanna finish soon