Parody of Pokemon Theme Song.
Fun Fact: The “Hokemon” are a group of fucked up animals that I made to parody Pokemon. They can be found on SquackleWiki.
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Today is the day, to be blown away
Like no one ever had…
I will get them on my balls, and be their masters till they die…
The Hokemon have to understand, the power that I put inside them…
Hokemon…! Gotta fuck ’em all!!
It’s you and me Hokemon…
I know it’s our destiny!
Hokemon…Oh…you’re my best weapon,
in a battle we must wiiiiiin…
Hokemon…! Gotta fuck ’em all!!
A fart so true — our courage will jerk me off!
You teach me and I’ll give you a gun!
Hokemon!
Gotta Fuck ‘Em All!
Gotta get ‘Em All!
HO-GAY-MONNNNNNNNN!