Q: Who has played for every hockey team in the National Hockey League?
A: The organist at Madison Square Garden.
Tag Archives: organ
Joke #11256
Q: What did one heart say to the other heart?
A: Nothing – organs can’t talk!
Joke #10983
Q: What’s the theme song at the organ donor clinic?
A: “Liver Let Die.”
Joke #8966
Q: What’s Monica Lewinsky’s favorite instrument?
A: She’s good at the piano, but she sucks at the organ!