OVERHEARD: “A college professor was telling a friend, ‘My wife is very optimistic about my future. She has already spent my next year’s salary.”
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optimist
optimist – n. a person who buys a car and hopes he’ll find a parking space before the car is paid for
;} a person who lights a match before asking to borrow a cigarette
;} a person who starts a diet on Thanksgiving
;} a person who swears off liquor on New Year’s Eve