Tag Archives: noun

chantica

chantica – n. someone who doesn’t have their money in their wallet, its buried deep in their backpack and they take an hour to get it out of there.  One would wonder how it got there in the first place.  Another form of this person is if they have their money in their wallet, but their wallet is buried deep in their backpack and they take forever to find it.

manliness ratio

manliness ratio – n. the ratio of a fully erect penis to a soft one.  The bigger the ratio, the more manliness the person has.  The ratio is erect/soft.  If someone with a 3 inch penis when soft becomes 15 when hard, that would be better than someone who had a 5 inch soft penis when soft that only becomes 6 when erect.

Funny fact: davepoobond wrote this at work on the back of a piece of paper, and forgot it there.  So the person who found it must have been thinking “WHAT THE FUCK!!!??”