fart start – n. the uncomfortable feeling in one’s rectum just before the discharge of waste gas
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fart star
fart star – n. a passive-aggressive behavior such as pouting, whining, or well-timed sarcasm frequently used by executive farts
fart’s solution
fart’s solution – n. the option of doing nothing with the fond hope that “it” will go away without your help
fartsinger
fartsinger – n. an unmuffled or melodious fart in E flat
fartright
fartright – n. the exclusive birthright of royal farts to break wind whenever confronted by the media or politicians
fart positive
fart positive – n. anyone who is wrongly diagnosed as having a flatulent condition
fart pas
fart pas – n. any social blunder committed by a chronologically-gifted fart
fartometer
fartometer – n. a measuring device that records the frequency of farts
;} 8-10 waste gas emissions per day is considered normal for human farters
fartology
fartology – n. the study of farts
fartography
fartography – n. a social science devoted to studying the quaint habits of human farters
;} to take a picture by farting
fartogast
fartogast – n. anyone who releases ill-wind without permission of his co-workers
fart offender
fart offender – n. an unrepentant discharger of waste gas
fartnoid
fartnoid – n. a computer consultant with severe gastro-intestinal problems
fart naturae
fart naturae – n. anyone who keeps hogs as pets
Fart McMurray
Fart McMurray – n. an uncouth, ragged and oily smelling fart