Q: What kind of sheets do ghosts wear at the North Pole?
A: Sheets of ice.
Tag Archives: North Pole
Joke #17866
Q: What kind of veggies do they eat at the North Pole?
A: Snow peas.
Quote #13920
“Santa Claus will get all north pole on your ass if you don’t be good”
– Holmes
Joke #12443
Everyone in the world is feeling the money crunch. This year at the North Pole, Santa Claus showed up at the unemployment office the day after Christmas.
Joke #11667
Q: What’s the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?
A: All the difference in the world.
Joke #8851
Q: What is black and white and blue all over?
A: A skunk in the North Pole