My German Shepherd has a superiority complex. Yesterday I lay down on the couch and he hit me on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
Tag Archives: newspaper
DailyTitan
DailyTitan – n. a crappy school newspaper
Ex. I don’t want that DailyTitan.
fuuoxi
fuuoxi – n. a pizza crust that can blow up a newspaper stand
Joke #8933
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
USA: What a Pissy Girl
Found this in a newspaper:
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===NEWS FLASH!!!===
OUCH!!
Relationship goes sour as girl, 16, glues boyfriend’s penis to his body
Associated Press
CAMP HILL, Pa. — A 16-year-old Pennsylvania girl is accused of gluing her 21-year-old boyfriend’s penis to his abdomen to punish him for lying about another relationship.
Police in Camp Hill, Pa., said the man went to the hospital but was told there was nothing he could do except soak his penis until it freed itself.
A police sergeant said the two were sitting on the sofa when the girl did it during what he described as “some type of intimate encounter.” The sergeant said the girl had the Super Glue and “seized the moment.”
She has been charged with simple assault.
tidco
tidco – v. to make a newspaper stand’s newspaper and junk fly off shelves as you drive by
fuji
fuji – n. a newspaper that bursts into flames