Q: What do you get when you cross fruit with a necklace?
A: A food chain.
Tag Archives: necklace
soslsvseol
soslsvseol – v. to wear a necklace, but instead of having it on top of your shirt like normal people wear them, you cut a slot in your shirt, and put your necklace hanging out of it through the slot from the inside of the shirt
Joke #9161
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight.” he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
medweb
medweb – n. a really annoying necklace that makes a lot of noise when it moves
hatfi
hatfi – n. a paper clip necklace
hagaseso
hagaseso – n. candy jewelry. Such as Candy Necklace, Ring Pop, Licorice Rope
antifribble
antifribble – n. a necklace made of bottle caps and used toilet paper that you use to keep fribbles and poopmongers away. <see fribble and poopmonger>