plabasterous – n. a monkey with a pair of scissors in its eyes
Tag Archives: monkey
phobiowankism
phobiowankism – n. the fear that monkeys will take over the world and force people to masturbate
penink
penink – v. to racially discriminate against a monkey
nomera
nomera – n. a monkey made of buckets
muscaholie
muscaholie – n. a monkey on crack
morgishnah
morgishnah – n. a breakdancing monkey with a water faucet sticking out of his forehead.
Ex. I’m gonna go buy a morgishnah.
jordansmith
jordansmith – n. a mean butthole who likes to hump monkeys and eat their monkey crap
jikmet
jikmet – n. a monkey with a strange unidentifiable mass where it’s genitallia should be
friggybah
friggybah – n. a giant six armed walrus that has a monkey glued on its shoulder
foshee
foshee – n. a monkey using a washboard
fizoco
fizoco – n. a monkey that wears pants
fadickle
fadickle – n. a cyclops monkey that eats paint chips for entertainment. The females grow huge protruding butts to attract males.
Ex. Hi! I’m Steve Irwin and today we’re going after fadickles. You can buy them at a Wal-Mart near you!
enirafon
enirafon – n. a monkey that slaps shit
eneag
eneag – n. a monkey made of pure buckets
blow-the-toad
blow-the-toad – n. another word for “monkey.”
Ex. Blowthetoad is a blow-the-toad.