“…SECRET SANTA. I’m not paying for it, my mom is”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Tag Archives: mom
Quote #15572
“mom, get your mouth away from there! you’re not helping!”
– stimpyismyname
Quote #15337
“ah, dammit. Stay out of mommy’s hand grenades”
– from the TV
Quote #15287
“look what you’re doing to your mom!”
– from the TV
Quote #15266
“she kisses better than my mom…cooks”
– from the TV
Quote #14923
“I’m really glad that my mom. Got me the phonics game”
– from the TV
Quote #14896
“I’m gonna kill your mom and slut her throat”
– from the Internet
Quote #14031
“Mom, I don’t want your lampshades.”
– ???
Quote #14019
“I LOVE YOUR MOM”
– On the back of a helmet
Quote #13626
“I was born in Philadelphia, because I wanted to be close to my mom”
– Dr. OldNBald
Joke #13151
A son asked her father, Hey, Pop, can I have 10 bucks to buy a skateboard?”
The father replied, “No! Look, Johnny, you should try to use your brains to raise the 10 dollars yourself.”
About five minutes later the lad returned and said, “Well, I raised the 10 dollars.”
The father asked, “How?”
The youngster smiled and said, “I asked Mom for it.”
Joke #12382
DAUGHTER: “Mommy, Billy and I want to play monkeys at the zoo and we want you to play. You can be the nice lady who gives us candy and peanuts.”
Joke #11470
Brother: Why did Mom give us this for lunch? I hate cheese with holes.
Sister: Just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of the plate!
Joke #11444
Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A list of everything I want!
Joke #11423
Sister: What’s the matter with you? Mom told you to watch when the soup boils!
Brother: I did! It boiled at exactly 6:25!