johnsartoriitis – v. to develop a disease that makes your bum very tight.
;} One who looks for bargains in the bin. The last person to shout beers.
Ex. He was a good bloke before he developed johnsartoriitis. Now he just has a really tight ass.
Tag Archives: medical condition
istillmissstacyw
istillmissstacyw – n. a heart condition that occurs when you terribly miss Stacy W as bad as I do!
Ex. Oh no this is going to be a istillmissstacyw day I think I need to rest my heart this is going to be a hard day to handle. Perhaps some ice cream will help?
inteyunokawa
inteyunokawa – n. the uncontrollable urge to make up words and give them false definitions.
Ex. The Squackle site dictionary has a lot of people practicing inteyunokawa. I friggin hate sibbie shout out to homestarrunner !!!!!!
inhibitin
inhibitin – adj. to be addicted to inhis <see inhi>
illtrouserist
illtrouserist – adj. a strong distrust of those without pants
igcat
igcat – v. to mix up the names “Emily” and “Elizabeth”
hungrishapenhaugen
hungrishapenhaugen – n. a condition in which the afflicted hungrily eat apes.
Ex. The man with hungrishapenhaugen stalked and killed his innocent primate victims.
hoconut
hoconut – n. a sickness in which you have really hot coco in your testicles
heelitch
heelitch – n. an itch on the heel of your foot. You can’t do much to stop the itch because the skin is too tough for your fingers to get through. The best way to stop this irritating scenario is to rub your bare heel on concrete bricks located on the outside of your house.
Ex. The worst case for “heelitch” is while you’re driving, or when you are in a public setting where you cannot just take off your shoes and start itching your stinky feet!
harkolaginosis
harkolaginosis – n. the sickness in which men grow breasts
glimp
glimp – n. someone with a limp in both legs. Think about it…limping with both legs. It’s pretty sad.
Ex. I kicked him in the shins…now he’s a glimp.
ginju
ginju – n. the state of mind in which you actually think you are Steven Seagal after watching too many of his movies
gianculis
gianculis – n. a sickness in which you get big nails
galeanthropy
galeanthropy – n. the delusion that one has become a cat (miow?)
gakoot
gakoot – n. a disease squirrels get when they fart on a live telephone wire