Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A panda bear with measles.
Tag Archives: measles
Joke #20896
Q: Why did the prisoner want the measles?
A: So he could break out.
Joke #18112
Q: Why wasn’t Eve afraid of getting the measles?
A: Because she already Adam.
Joke #11657
Q: What’s green and has red spots?
A: A Martian with measles.