My daughter’s having a slight disagreement with her boyfriend about their wedding. She wants a big church wedding and he wants to stay single.
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Joke #13162
For years now, my daughter has been planning a runaway wedding with her boyfriend. Every time she plans a wedding, he runs away.
Joke #13161
Talk about modern couples. How about the newlyweds who insisted on having separate honeymoons?
Joke #13160
My wife and I have a beef stew marriage. Every time I come home stewed, she beefs.
Joke #13159
Getting married is like joining the Army. If you don’t go in on the buddy system the battles will be pure hell.
Joke #13154
A teenaged girl said, “I’ll tell you this, a lot of men are going to be sick when I marry.”
Her brother put down his school book and asked, “Gosh! How many are you going to marry?”
Joke #13145
I know our marriage is no longer meaningful to my husband. The other day he made a paper airplane out of our marriage certificate and sailed it out the window.
Joke #12902
A bachelor was finding it hard to decide whether he should marry a very beautiful but stupid girl or a rather plain-looking creature who was blessed with a magnificent voice. Art triumphed. He married the soprano.
The morning after the nuptials he woke up, took one look at his sleeping bride, nudged her and shrieked, “For heaven’s sake, sing!”
Joke #12850
SALLY: “I just can’t find the man who’ll make me the perfect husband.”
TILLIE: “Maybe you’re asking too much.”
SALLY: “Nonsense! Al I’m looking for is a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”
Joke #12844
JUDY: “I’ll have you know I can marry anyone I please.”
SALLY: “That may be, but you don’t please anyone.”
Joke #12840
A sports nut is someone who’s married to the TV set during the baseball, football and basketball seasons and married to a wife the rest of the time.
Joke #12829
WIFE: “You play golf every weekend and I’m getting tired of it. If you spent a whole weekend home with me, I think I’d drop dead!”
MAN: “Stop trying to bribe me!”
Joke #12787
It’s time to start an exercise program when your old rival for your wife’s hand tells you how young and fit you look.
Joke #12773
Q: Did you hear about the lady who was proud to call herself a housewife?
A: She was married to Matthew J. House, a wealthy businessman.
Joke #12738
“My last boyfriend was so conceited, one night he got down on his knees and proposed.”
“What’s so conceited about that?”
“He proposed to himself!”