“This store at my school is like a fucking mall. There’s so much fun shit here! I could spend so much money…”
– customer on the phone walking by davepoobond
“This store at my school is like a fucking mall. There’s so much fun shit here! I could spend so much money…”
– customer on the phone walking by davepoobond
After driving up and down several lanes, I finally found a parking spot at the shopping mall. I noticed another man driving very slowly in the same direction, and, since he was closer, I gave him the “Are you going to park there?” look.
His responding gestures were very confusing. First he shook his head. Next he pointed at me, then at the parking space and then at himself, his watch and the mall. Finishing off, he frowned, raised his palms upward and shrugged. Once I parked, I walked over to the driver to make sure he didn’t want the space.
“You must be single,” he replied. “If you were married, you would’ve known that was the universal sign for ‘Go ahead and take the spot. I’m waiting for my wife.'”
Q: What kind of dance lessons are offered at shopping malls?
A: Mallroom dancing.
Q: What kind of fight breaks out in a shopping center?
A: A free-for-mall.
dumhala – n. a mall you can buy mud at
mabar – n. a person who drives 300 miles away to shop at a mall
jjsiht – v. to Eskimo kiss everyone in a mall <see Eskimo kiss>
itibt – v. to French kiss everone in a mall