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Tag Archives: love
Quote #14757
“Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk by you again?”
– from the Internet
Quote #14669
“I love the way you love me”
– The Great Gatsby (1974)
Joke #13060
People who fall in love with the taste of success usually end up with very fat heads.
Joke #12993
Q: Do you know how to crush an orange?
A: Tell it you don’t love it anymore.
Joke #12686
Love may not make the world spin round, but it certainly makes a lot of people dizzy.
Joke #12079
Did you hear about the egotistical sailor who had “I Love Me” tattooed on his arm?
You Know Your Marriage Is on the Rocks If…
You Know Your Marriage Is on the Rocks If…
– You say to your mate, “I love you,” and you get a reply of, “So do I.”
– You don’t bother to wear your wedding band because it turns your finger green.
– Your husband celebrates your anniversary by going out with the boys.
– You’d rather play bridge with the girls than spend a quiet night at home with your husband.
– You go to the drive-in with your mate and spend two hours just watching the movie.
Joke #12014
Love does not go on forever. Neither does marriage. However, marriage usually goes on longer than love.
Joke #11627
Q: What did the Martian say when he fell in love with the fire hydrant?
A: I’d like to nozzle up with you.
Joke #11328
Lovey: I would like you to prove that you are capable of strong, faithful, and everlasting love.
Dovey: Well, I can bring you dozens of references from other girls.
Joke #11324
Q: Why is the letter V like a newlywed?
A: Because it’s always in love.
Joke #11303
“Did you hear the one about the lovesick frogs?”
“No. How does it end?”
“…and they lived hoppily ever after.”
Joke #11297
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you love me?
Joke #10767
Q: Why do crocodile mothers often eat their young?
A: They just love them to death.