They say that airplanes are safer than automobiles because there are more car accidents than plane crashes. But how can anyone feel secure about that when airports sell life insurance and gas stations don’t?
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Joke #13074
Her cooking is so bad that just to be on the safe side, she only invites dinner guests who have their life insurance paid up.
Joke #12707
LADY: “Tell me, if I took out a million dollars worth of life insurance on my husband he died the next day, what would I get?”
ATTORNEY: “Life!”
Joke #11367
Bernie was unfortunate enough to be hit by a truck and ended up in the hospital. His best friend Morris came to visit him.
Bernie struggles to tell Morris, “My wife Sadie visits me three times a day. She’s so good to me. Every day, she reads to me at the bedside.”
“What does she read?” asks Morris.
“My life insurance policy.”