Q: How do librarians talk?
A: They speak volumes.
Q: How do librarians talk?
A: They speak volumes.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a librarian with a race car driver?
A: A speed reader.
Q: Which pet is a librarian’s best friend?
A: The cat-alogue!
librarian – n. a woman who has not worn a bra in 20 years and says “May I remind you, that it is silent working”