Once I went out with a beautiful dental hygienist. Before she let me kiss her goodnight, she took Novocaine.
Tag Archives: kiss
Joke #11502
Q: How does a hockey player kiss?
A: He puckers up.
Joke #11337
Cal: How do you know the math teacher, Ms. Valentine, likes you?
Sal: Likes me? She loves me! Look at the hugs and kisses on my math test.
Joke #11301
Q: What did the snake give his girlfriend on their first date?
A: A good-night hiss.
Joke #11293
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I give you a kiss good night?
Joke #11290
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss on the cheek.
Joke #11273
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena over. I want to give you a little kiss!
Joke #10978
Q: Do people really believe the myth that if they kiss a frog, it will turn into a prince?
A: No, they just pay it lip service.
Joke #10788
Q: Did you hear what happened when Jake and Kate tried to kiss in the fog?
A: They mist!
kisk
kisk – n. a kicking kiss
itibt
itibt – v. to French kiss everone in a mall
huegli
huegli – n. a digital kiss
haivan
haivan – v. to kiss and slap someone at the same time