“If u want a hooker go to the nearest corner. If u ask if im dtf i swear i will cuss u out.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Tag Archives: hooker
Quote #15595
“Your cheaper than an 8 dollar a day hooker.”
– Nose
Unspoken Words
Things You Will Never Hear A Woman Say:
1. I’ll sacrifice my career goals and dreams to stay home and cook for you.
2. Biologically my body is built to serve you and nothing else.
3. Oral sex is my favorite hobby.
4. During my bad week, I’ll get you a hooker.
5. Does this make my butt look too small?
6. PMS is just a myth.
7. That guy has great breasts.
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Things You Will Never Hear A Man Say:
1. I’ll sacrifice my career goals and dreams to stay home and cook for you.
2. Sure she has a great body, but how’s her personality?
3. Beer leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
4. When Bambi’s mother was shot I cried.
5. Forget the game, Oprah’s on!
6. It’s your decision.
7. I care.
stripper
stripper – n. a REALLY stupid bitch that isn’t qualified to do anything else
;} a stupid, pretty girl that makes $200 a day, just to dance naked
;} a girl that will spend her money on drugs and/or a boob job
;} the only other job a stripper is qualified for is “Hooker” <see hooker>
hooker
hooker – n. a girl that has sex for money
;} this girl is cool to know, because she realizes that women are only here to please men sexually
Ex. Never pay a hooker in advance.