Q: What did Helen Keller’s parents do to punish her for swearing?
A: Washed her hands with soap.
Tag Archives: Helen Keller
Joke #9073
Q: Why was Helen Keller’s leg yellow?
A: Her dog was blind too.
Joke #9072
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
Joke #9071
Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
A: She screamed her hands off.
Joke #9070
Q: How did Helen Keller’s mother punish her?
A: By rearranging the living-room furniture.
Joke #8973
Q: What is the name of Helen Keller’s dog?
A: Nyah, nyu, yuh, yah.
Joke #8972
Q: How do Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
A: By putting a plunger in the toilet.