“don’t worry, my cousin was a Harley Davidson”
– Short Circuit 2 (1988)
Tag Archives: Harley Davidson
Joke #11466
Q: What’s the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The location of the dirt bag.
hirosuno
hirosuno – n. a Harley Davidson cafe at the Helicopter Pad
Harley
Harley – n. an over-priced piece of crap, usually owned by an asshole
;} proof that the most expensive doesn’t mean it’s the best
fake biker
fake biker – n. a pussy that takes his Harley to Sturgis on a trailer or in the back of a truck.
Ex. A REAL biker rides his Harley to Sturgis. A fake biker hauls it to Sturgis..
asshole
asshole – n. also known as boss, teacher, co-worker, and police <see boss, teacher, co-worker, and police>
;} most people in the Afghani area.
;} a stupid or annoying person that needs to be shot
;} any person that thinks his or her opinion or definition is more important or more correct than mine.
;} a stupid person that thinks you’re an asshole because you won’t break the rules and/or kiss their ass
;} any person that won’t answer a simple question
;} a bartender that complains when he doesn’t get tips, but he calls you a crybaby when you complain about not getting tips
;} any Harley owner that thinks he’s cool only because he has a Harley.
Ex. Uh, how much did your car and house cost, Mr. Cool? $50,000 & $500,000? No? Then you’re not as cool as you think you are, asshole.