Q: Why did the boy put glue on his pencil?
A: He wanted his words to stick.
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When Earth first formed, it was probably
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“I’m a psychotic porn star midget. I like oily foods and cheese. Grease is your friend. I also like 1950’s foreign horror films and sniffing glue and other substances. I also play the guitar.”
– Nose
Quote #14264
“If we got carried away we’d use the ketchup and mustard to use as the glue”
– Ms. Boms
Joke #12740
My neighbors think they’re big deals just because they have a marble table top. How they had the patience to glue together all those marbles I’ll never know.
Joke #12687
The people in my home town are so poor that the statue of our local hero in the park is made out of toothpicks glued together.
talabi
talabi – v. to invent a formula for glue
UHUStic
UHUStic – n. the gayest name for a glue stick ever in the world, and lgue sticks suck, too
wizzed up
wizzed up – adj. hacked of glue while attempting to drink toilet water.
Ex. Sally the Whore sniffed glue then drank a cup of toilet water. FUCK WEED!!! Smoke more cat nip.
trosn
trosn – n. to put carpenter’s wood glue in an English room
smarglif
smarglif – n. a penguin glued on a pencil
kovac
kovac – n. a set of drums covered in glue
hiwerqua
hiwerqua – v. to glue a midget to the underside of a school bus
hafti
hafti – n. a rubber ducky glued onto something