Q: What do ghosts play on rainy days?
A: Moan-opoly.
Tag Archives: ghost
Joke #18217
Q: What ghostly painting hangs in the Louvre?
A: Moana Lisa.
Joke #18216
Q: What is the first thing you say when you enter a haunted house?
A: “Who ghost there?”
Joke #18149
Q: How do ghosts get to school?
A: On a ghoul bus.
Joke #17926
Q: What would you get if you crossed a ghost with a soccer ball?
A: Field ghouls.
Joke #17745
Q: How does a hungry ghost eat a hot dog?
A: By goblin’ it!
Joke #17735
Q: Why did the ghost go to the astrologer?
A: She wanted to know her horrorscope!
Joke #17733
Q: How do ghosts go through locked doors?
A: With skeleton keys!
Joke #17732
Q: What happened when the girl ghost met the boy ghost?
A: It was love at first fright!
Joke #17731
Q: Where do ghosts like to swim?
A: In the Dead Sea!
Joke #17730
Q: Why did the little girl ghost haunt baseball fields?
A: Because diamonds are a ghoul’s best friend!
Joke #17729
Q: What does a ghost take when he has the flu?
A: Coffin drops!
Joke #17728
Q: Where do you find a missing ghost?
A: At his favorite haunt!
Joke #17727
Q: What happened to the ghost who swallowed a frog?
A: Nothing. The ghost had already croaked!
Joke #17726
Q: What do the ghosts of dead gingerbread men wear?
A: Cookie sheets!