fartative – adj. descriptive of the awkward behavior of a fart perpetrator who’s been fingered in the act
;} something that makes you fart
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fartasy
fartasy – n. a whimsical fart
;} a fantasy that involves farting a whole lot
fartastic
fartastic – adj. descriptive of a particularly creative fart
fartality
fartality – n. the victim of fart attack
fartalism
fartalism – n. the feeling of inevitability one gets when one can hold it in no longer
fart accompli
fart accompli – n. a silent observer of a fart perpetrator in a confined space
fartable farter
fartable farter – n. someone who can fart on demand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ex. He sure is a fartable farter he farted when someone said fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffart
fartable
fartable – adj. to be able to fart
fart
fart – n. smelly gas that comes outta your ass (hey! that rhymes)
;} a butt burp
;} something that smells better than Sharon Turner’s nasty pussy
;} to break wind
;} Acronym. acronym for Flabby, Anal-Retentive Tory
farart
farart – n. a type of art that you paint by putting a paintbrush in your butt and painting on the canvas, or wiping a lot of paint inside your butt and farting it out, spraying it all over
esrozin
esrozin – n. a bird fart
escapee
escapee – n. a type of fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy
elefarter
elefarter – n. a jerk that farts in an empty elevator for the next person
elefart
elefart – v. to fart in an empty elevator right before you leave, stinking it up for the next person
Dutch-Oven
Dutch-Oven – n. the type of fart that is farted in a sleeping bag.
Ex. I’m not going in there, its a Dutch-Oven after Albert had his way! Vrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm!