farty – n. a fart-like party with no partying
;} a party where you are supposed to fart
Tag Archives: fart
fartunate
fartunate – adj. descriptive of premeditated farting condition that frequently occurs during a particularly boring meeting or lecture allowing participants to take an early break
fartuitous
fartuitous – adj. descriptive of the lucky fart who wins the jackpot lottery
fart start
fart start – n. the uncomfortable feeling in one’s rectum just before the discharge of waste gas
fart star
fart star – n. a passive-aggressive behavior such as pouting, whining, or well-timed sarcasm frequently used by executive farts
fart’s solution
fart’s solution – n. the option of doing nothing with the fond hope that “it” will go away without your help
fartsinger
fartsinger – n. an unmuffled or melodious fart in E flat
fartright
fartright – n. the exclusive birthright of royal farts to break wind whenever confronted by the media or politicians
fartricate
fartricate – v. to strategically release putrid gas designed to temporarily nauseate victims
fart-proof
fart-proof – v. to use heavy perfume or aftershave lotion to neutralize a particularly excessive flatus condition
fart positive
fart positive – n. anyone who is wrongly diagnosed as having a flatulent condition
fart pas
fart pas – n. any social blunder committed by a chronologically-gifted fart
fartometer
fartometer – n. a measuring device that records the frequency of farts
;} 8-10 waste gas emissions per day is considered normal for human farters
fartology
fartology – n. the study of farts
fartography
fartography – n. a social science devoted to studying the quaint habits of human farters
;} to take a picture by farting