“I don’t hear with my eyeballs”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Tag Archives: eyes
Quote #14330
“with my super vision”
::stupid laugh::
– Ms. Boms
Quote #14015
“you been smokin them owls again, haven’t you! you’ve been smokin that herb! Come here, Stand under the light, show me your eyes….”
– doyle (big robbo)
Quote #13464
“I see your eyes blinking, so I know you’re alive”
– Dr. OldNBald
Joke #13288
With the price of fuel the way it is these days, when you build a snowman, you use rocks for his eyes and nose instead of coal.
Joke #13214
DOCTOR TO HIS PATIENT: “Next time you see spots before your eyes, Mrs. Woodworth, grab a pencil and try to connect them.
Joke #12742
Leopard hunters are men who love to see spots before their eyes.
Joke #12160
My eyesight is so bad, last week while hiking in the woods I picked up a snake to kill a stick.
Joke #11726
Q: The more there is the less you see?
A: Darkness.
Joke #11723
Q: When are a space creature’s eyes not eyes?
A: When the wind makes them water.
Joke #11702
Q: What space creatures have their eyes nearest together?
A: The smallest.
Joke #11526
Little Leaguer: Dad, what does a ballplayer do when his eyesight starts going bad?
Dad: He gets a job as an umpire.
Joke #11389
Beth: Why are you staring at the mirror with your eyes shut?
Alice: I want to see what I look like when I’m asleep!
Joke #11209
Q: What happened to the firefly before he hit the windshield?
A: His life flashed before his eyes.
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