Evil Hell Cow: Pssst!

Evil Hell Cow: hey!

Evil Hell Cow: pssst!

Evil Hell Cow: you!

Evil Hell Cow: psst!

davepoobond: wut

Evil Hell Cow: You aren’t wearing any pants!

Evil Hell Cow: pssst

davepoobond: oh……no i’m not actually

davepoobond: howdja know

Evil Hell Cow: O.O;;;

davepoobond: i’m actually wearing shorts

Evil Hell Cow: Good! Glad ya noticed!

Evil Hell Cow: ^^;;

davepoobond: did you just IM me?

Evil Hell Cow: No I didnyt

davepoobond: i heard the ring

Evil Hell Cow: Moo

davepoobond: hmm

davepoobond: i dont think i know what i’m talkin bout

Evil Hell Cow: do you ever ?

davepoobond: half the time no

Evil Hell Cow: Are you Raunchy for some bovine ass!?

davepoobond: oh yes, give it to me baby

Evil Hell Cow: Hey you want the ass! So you give it to me!

davepoobond: i dont give ass, i GET ass

davepoobond: thats just the way it is

Evil Hell Cow: =P

Evil Hell Cow: Moooo!!!

davepoobond: cluckkkkkk

Evil Hell Cow: PH3@R /\/\3 U P3@$@/|/7

davepoobond: 91

Evil Hell Cow: eh ?

davepoobond: hmm?

Evil Hell Cow: wha ? o.o

davepoobond: what?

Evil Hell Cow: o.o uh

davepoobond: yep

Evil Hell Cow: Gravy!

davepoobond: buttered toaaaaaaaast

davepoobond: earn your degree online!

davepoobond: hot damn! my stanky words are on the internet!

Evil Hell Cow: LOL

davepoobond: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggg

Evil Hell Cow: Mooooooooooooooooooo!

davepoobond: 99999999

Evil Hell Cow: nfgpkgnfeaop

Evil Hell Cow: snwweoinf

davepoobond: 12

davepoobond: there’s nothing to eat in my house

davepoobond: True/False: Nobody died during World War 2

Evil Hell Cow: False

davepoobond: dingalingalingggggggg u win

Evil Hell Cow: LOL

Evil Hell Cow: Milk me!!!

davepoobond: ok!!!!!!!

Evil Hell Cow: Wha..HEY! you aint touchin’ this cows udda’! no way!

davepoobond: aww

Evil Hell Cow: yano what ?

davepoobond: wut

Evil Hell Cow: I dunno…thats why I asked you

davepoobond: heh

Evil Hell Cow: name five girls you who you know, would take advantage of a poor defensless hockey stick

davepoobond: dont know any girls. sorry.

Evil Hell Cow: hmmm well I know one!!!

davepoobond: damn u

Evil Hell Cow: David (reokon) and Lila!

davepoobond: i thought you meant IRL

Evil Hell Cow: nuuu online

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: no girls online

davepoobond: heh

Evil Hell Cow: o.o….dude…..do you live in a bubble!?

davepoobond: not really

davepoobond: whoohoo the thing i told u was gone is back now

davepoobond: so its all normal again

Evil Hell Cow: w00t!

Evil Hell Cow: how’s your job search goin ?

davepoobond: going nowhere

davepoobond: no one is hiring

davepoobond: i called taco bell and another restaurant today

davepoobond: asked them about my app

davepoobond: they said to call another day

davepoobond: both

davepoobond: that’s the only ones i can remember i gave my app into

davepoobond: my equal sign is stickin down

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Evil Hell Cow: Alright

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davepoobond: do you know if that white thing under the key comes off

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davepoobond: heh

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Evil Hell Cow: no it doesnt

davepoobond: ok good thing i didnt try takin it off

davepoobond: ewwwwww i just did a stuttering fart and it SMELLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Evil Hell Cow: Ew!

davepoobond: it was like pupupupupuuuuuuuuuuu

davepoobond: and it smells still

davepoobond: i dont know how it curls up to my nose

davepoobond: moosey

Evil Hell Cow: Mooo!

davepoobond: whuts up

Evil Hell Cow: not much1 you ?

davepoobond: same…going through my personal filing cabinet

davepoobond: lol i have so many emails

davepoobond: around 4100

Evil Hell Cow: whoa

davepoobond: i’m on 1998

davepoobond: whee!

Note: This happened BEFORE 9/11. Its pretty creepy. You’ll just have to take our word for it that it did happen before.

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davepoobond: do you think anything is gonna happen on sept 11?

Evil Hell Cow: it’s possible

davepoobond: well its always possible

davepoobond: 91101, 91102

davepoobond: or maybe 91202

davepoobond: like beverly hills

Evil Hell Cow: nah thats 90210

davepoobond: oh.

davepoobond: >.>

davepoobond: i knew that

Evil Hell Cow: Mmm hmm

davepoobond: i always get those two mixed up

Evil Hell Cow: Lol

Evil Hell Cow: u |2 2 u/\/-1337 4 /\/\y /\/\347

Evil Hell Cow: =P

davepoobond: i dont know what u said

Evil Hell Cow: you are too un-leet for my meat

davepoobond: k

Evil Hell Cow: =P

davepoobond: heh

Evil Hell Cow: did you know technically heh means yes

davepoobond: …no..

Evil Hell Cow: thats what it’s original meaning was anyway

Evil Hell Cow: yep!

Evil Hell Cow: We did some slang study in school the other day

davepoobond: ebonics or something

Evil Hell Cow: Heh meant yes

davepoobond: well thats pretty dumb

Evil Hell Cow: but true