davepoobond: blah

elmoisfurry: die

davepoobond: is that an automatic response?

elmoisfurry: ………

elmoisfurry: yes

davepoobond: wow

davepoobond: super

davepoobond: extravagent

davepoobond: ravashing

elmoisfurry: die

davepoobond: bodacious

davepoobond: radical

elmoisfurry: >:o

elmoisfurry: die

elmoisfurry: BRO BRO BRO BROBRO

davepoobond: what

elmoisfurry: nufum beach

elmoisfurry: is nose homek

elmoisfurry: home

elmoisfurry: or does he have foooooooooootball

davepoobond: i dont know, why dont you call his house

elmoisfurry: cause

elmoisfurry: im scared of his family

davepoobond: well, get a life

Background: it was raining and there was lightning and thunder outside

——————-

davepoobond: aghhhhh! lightning

elmoisfurry: i was sleeping

elmoisfurry: i just got up

elmoisfurry: gotta reboot comp

elmoisfurry: brb

elmoisfurry: dude this is awesome

davepoobond: what is

elmoisfurry: tha rain

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: if it rains tomorrow, i dont have to swim.

davepoobond: yay

elmoisfurry: haha

elmoisfurry: u have ta start swimming already

elmoisfurry: dude its like winter

elmoisfurry: hahahahaha

davepoobond: so

elmoisfurry: wuts tha point of swimmin in tha winter

davepoobond: wuts tha point of playing any other sport in the winter

davepoobond: it just happened to be that our pe class has to swim in the winter

elmoisfurry: indoor ones fugga

davepoobond: i dont give a crap! i didnt choose to swim in the winter ass

elmoisfurry: i know

elmoisfurry: that just makes it funnier

davepoobond: heh…….the winter ass

elmoisfurry: heh…………die!

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: ha, madja think i was

elmoisfurry: k

elmoisfurry: ja

davepoobond: but i’m not.

elmoisfurry: but u will be

davepoobond: alive

davepoobond: for the rest of my life

davepoobond: i will be alive for the rest of my life

davepoobond: hahahah!

elmoisfurry: which is over now

davepoobond: oops

davepoobond: Whitney Houston was beat by her drug dealer

davepoobond: i saw it in the national enquirer!

davepoobond: brb

davepoobond: gotta crap

elmoisfurry: die im tryin ta watch futurama

elmoisfurry: so im not readin wut ur sayin

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: u die

elmoisfurry: k

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: k yes

elmoisfurry: yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa

elmoisfurry: so wutcha doin

davepoobond: nnuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

davepoobond: listening to my mom gripe

davepoobond: its silly

elmoisfurry: lol gripe

elmoisfurry: dave and his words]

elmoisfurry: hey how much of tha essay d’ja do

davepoobond: i have 1 paragraph left to write, a conclusion, and a conclusion sentence for my 2nd paragraph

davepoobond: i might do some today

elmoisfurry: i havent done any

davepoobond: wtf lol

elmoisfurry: cause i wus on a scout trip

davepoobond: my sister went to an award ceremony for being a “cheerleader” for the stupid 7th and 8th grade midgets or whatever

elmoisfurry: lol

davepoobond: and my mom said they took 10 minutes for each person, saying how well they volunteered

elmoisfurry: an award for that shit

davepoobond: and what they did

elmoisfurry: lol

davepoobond: and they were all “ooh, this person brought snacks every single day”

davepoobond: blah blah blah

davepoobond: and one of my sisters friend’s mom “abandoned” her daughter there, because she didnt think it was going to take that long, and she called her daughter selfish for thinking that she would stay that long

elmoisfurry: lllloooooooolllllllllllllllll

davepoobond: and her friend asked my sister if she could get a ride home, and my sister said “i dont know maybe” and then her friend’s mom just left

davepoobond: and my mom is griping about this lady

davepoobond: saying “this is a woman that doesnt work, gets manicures, gets peticures, goes shopping”

davepoobond: and all this other crap, and making hand motions

elmoisfurry: lol

davepoobond: and i think my mom has declared war on her, because this is the 3rd time she pissed my mom off

davepoobond: so, my mom had to drive her friend to her house, which is 10 minutes away

davepoobond: out of the way

davepoobond: and my mom said the cheerleaders had to stay to get their trophies

davepoobond: so, it was kinda like the Oscars

davepoobond: and they called their name one by one

elmoisfurry: yea

elmoisfurry: gay

davepoobond: and they were in their seats

davepoobond: and as soon as they called my sister, they just had everyone go up there

elmoisfurry: lol

davepoobond: its hilarious dude

davepoobond: and my sister just said “she didnt get any of the free food outside”

davepoobond: lol

elmoisfurry: lol

davepoobond: my mom said that lady basically deserted her daughter

davepoobond: and she didnt even tell her daugther that she’d leave

davepoobond: what a bitch dude, lol

elmoisfurry: lol

elmoisfurry: brb

davepoobond: i started laughing at my sister and my mom was in the kitchen, and she said “tell david to be quiet” and she’s like 10 feet away from me, and my sister is in the middle of us and she says “shut up”

elmoisfurry: hungy

davepoobond: gawd gtg wash the dishes

elmoisfurry: lllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooolllllllllll

elmoisfurry: brb

davepoobond: bak

elmoisfurry wants to directly connect.

elmoisfurry is now directly connected.

davepoobond: whaaaaaaaaaa

davepoobond: hook me up foo

elmoisfurry: (sends a buncha pictures)

elmoisfurry: lol

elmoisfurry: gotz em all

davepoobond: yeh

elmoisfurry: k

elmoisfurry: heh

elmoisfurry: ok

elmoisfurry: yea

davepoobond: yeah

elmoisfurry: (gives an image)

davepoobond: (gives an image)

davepoobond: wheeeeeeeee

elmoisfurry: nah man

elmoisfurry: que?

davepoobond: (gives an image)

elmoisfurry: ok i already saw that gay ass-shit

elmoisfurry: haha get it

elmoisfurry: ass-shit

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: (gives an image)

davepoobond: (gives an image)

elmoisfurry direct connection is closed.

davepoobond: LOL

elmoisfurry: bitch fuga

elmoisfurry: thats not funny goddamit!!!!!!!!!1

davepoobond: that u closed the connection

davepoobond: is

elmoisfurry: how in tha hell is a car a house and some money funny

elmoisfurry: no i didnt

davepoobond: money funny

elmoisfurry: u did

davepoobond: you did

elmoisfurry: i didnt touvh it

davepoobond: i didnt either

elmoisfurry: touch

elmoisfurry: yea u did

elmoisfurry: admit it

elmoisfurry: beotch

davepoobond: bitch, you did

davepoobond: i didnt touch anything either

elmoisfurry: u know u did

elmoisfurry: just stop lyin

davepoobond: fine then

davepoobond wants to directly connect.

elmoisfurry is now directly connected.

davepoobond: yay

elmoisfurry: goddamit

elmoisfurry: more shitty crap from mr dave fuckhead

elmoisfurry: u read me beaaaaaaaaaaaatch!!!!!!!!!!1

elmoisfurry: toodle doodle u to

elmoisfurry: hoooooooooooooo

elmoisfurry: hohoho

elmoisfurry: google face

elmoisfurry: so long for sumthin so stupid

davepoobond: (gives a really big image)

elmoisfurry: how wus that worth it

davepoobond: …..

davepoobond: every bit of it was worth it

elmoisfurry: no

elmoisfurry: die

elmoisfurry: now

elmoisfurry: quickly

elmoisfurry: before roseanne is on

davepoobond: roseanne is still on?

elmoisfurry: dont test me boay

davepoobond: i’m not a buoy. i dont float around in swimming pools, or prevent boats from getting scratched on the dock. what do you think i am? I dont float.

elmoisfurry: ur stupid

elmoisfurry: i said boy just with a slight twist in it

davepoobond: (gives an image)

elmoisfurry: asssssssssss

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: how DARE you.

elmoisfurry: well

elmoisfurry: u see

elmoisfurry: first i say

elmoisfurry: i dare you to….

elmoisfurry: and then it just builds from there

elmoisfurry: but thats not the point

davepoobond: yes it is

davepoobond: its the main point

elmoisfurry: i WILL eat u alive if u dont die

davepoobond: hmm….be eaten alive or die on will….

davepoobond: i think i’ll chance with being eaten

elmoisfurry: die

elmoisfurry: fugga

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: eaten

elmoisfurry: khfdkghykjjggjkjg

davepoobond: (gives an image)

davepoobond: she lives by the ocean

elmoisfurry: do u want me to kill u

elmoisfurry: cause the way ur going i think u do

davepoobond: (gives an image)

davepoobond: MAYBE!

davepoobond: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

elmoisfurry: ok goddam u

davepoobond: (gives an image)

davepoobond: (gives an image)

davepoobond: (gives an image)

elmoisfurry: ::shakes head, sighing, wanting to discover a way to stab dave through his computer::

davepoobond: ::turns off the monitor so he cant::

davepoobond: haaaaa

elmoisfurry: that wont help u any

davepoobond: (gives an image)

elmoisfurry: muah

elmoisfurry: haha

elmoisfurry: ha

davepoobond:

elmoisfurry direct connection is closed.

davepoobond: wat

davepoobond: you closed it you ass

elmoisfurry: i will kill u

elmoisfurry: WILL

elmoisfurry: not might

elmoisfurry: W

elmoisfurry: I

elmoisfurry: L

elmoisfurry: L

elmoisfurry: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

davepoobond: neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

elmoisfurry: NO

elmoisfurry: see

elmoisfurry: u obviously didnt read wut i said

elmoisfurry: cause i said WILL

davepoobond: ………………………but no

davepoobond: you see, i said

davepoobond: neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

elmoisfurry: fuk off

davepoobond: no, YOU fuk off

elmoisfurry signed off at 5:10:14 PM.

elmoisfurry: bitch

elmoisfurry: gerroff line

davepoobond: yyyyy

elmoisfurry: cause

elmoisfurry: hohoho

elmoisfurry: uuu

davepoobond: ii?

elmoisfurry: nien fuka

elmoisfurry: nein!

elmoisfurry: whoops spelled wronga

davepoobond: hah

elmoisfurry: hah……fuk u fukaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

davepoobond: and you call yourself a german

elmoisfurry: fakin faka

elmoisfurry: sdilft

elmoisfurry: ear;t

elmoisfurry: skde

elmoisfurry: j;osg

elmoisfurry: l;jatj

elmoisfurry: l;awrejoJOPWEROPUJWER

elmoisfurry: OJWRE

elmoisfurry: OJOJ

elmoisfurry: WEROJP

davepoobond: mine

davepoobond: hahah. werojp is mine

elmoisfurry: OJQERJOJOPQWERJOPWEROPJWERJOPASEROO;KR;OKLWEROKO;KAWEO;R;Oqwe;olwkr;okao;srm;lkkawe;ork;rkpokero;kwpoopwekropkwe4opowerko;wqekrilwjrklwmlikjwlkrmwilfniowpemiojiowejiowjfp’ewjtrpokjrpouocotro[iva,otioaitopariopakvtoiopawvaikaoptkoavkoawkovkokokotkvWERJ;lkvahuyuaymvuayrawvy;awrayoaptpyvs;avdvfoyfdgatvdktv’avwea,oavf,vakyskvoeaoyi,aoiaoauyioasoiuh’ouihivahrivahia,riewhariohoihaoh,ou,hwvworhvrvaorvoiwrhiewoahve

elmoisfurry: take that

elmoisfurry: fuk u

davepoobond: ok

elmoisfurry: aho

davepoobond: yer the aho

davepoobond: aho

elmoisfurry: no

elmoisfurry: fukin aho

davepoobond: stop being an aho

elmoisfurry: stop ahoin me

davepoobond: bass fisher

elmoisfurry: die diedie

davepoobond: shit crap. blowthetoad is on..

elmoisfurry: lol

elmoisfurry: hehe

davepoobond: did i come on on any of my sns this weekend?

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: okay

davepoobond: yay, i’m at chap. 32 or something in Huck Finn

elmoisfurry: whoo

davepoobond: which chapters did she say that we can skim over? i really dont care for this story

elmoisfurry: did that take u like all weekend

davepoobond: pretty much

elmoisfurry: u suck

elmoisfurry: just read it

elmoisfurry: its the last ones

davepoobond: dont tell me you like this story

davepoobond: lol rate a buddy

elmoisfurry: die

davepoobond: i had to do this gay crossword puzzle for biology

elmoisfurry: haha

davepoobond: and i didnt even have the book it was reviewing the vocab from

davepoobond: its not the reg. book

elmoisfurry: haha

davepoobond: and its all bullshit. i didnt even hear about any of that shit until i read the definition

elmoisfurry: haha

davepoobond: did you hear about that plane that crashed in queens

elmoisfurry: ja

davepoobond: i got 2 new cds

elmoisfurry: woooooooooooow

davepoobond: The Smashing Pumpkins – Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness

davepoobond: and

davepoobond: System of a Down

davepoobond: fawk.

davepoobond: 73 new emails in my hotmail box

elmoisfurry: haha

davepoobond: It’s like Viagra, for women.

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: goody

davepoobond: are you happy that its raining, bitch

elmoisfurry: yes

elmoisfurry: very

davepoobond: it started raining just as i got home

elmoisfurry: haha

davepoobond: pancake

elmoisfurry: die

davepoobond: man. mybeautycenter.com’s prices arent that good. why do they keep saying they are

davepoobond: :'(

elmoisfurry: cause i tell them to

davepoobond: :-*

davepoobond: reall

davepoobond: y

davepoobond: Vitara is Viagra for women

davepoobond: wowwwwwwww

elmoisfurry: doooooooooooooooonatcare

davepoobond: i bet you will, when you get married to a woman that “just cant get it up”

davepoobond: oh wait. she’ll just need viagra

davepoobond: if its a she!

elmoisfurry: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhno

davepoobond: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHyes

elmoisfurry: die

davepoobond: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhno

elmoisfurry: yea

davepoobond: nah

davepoobond: 73 fuck

davepoobond: lets see how many new i have now

davepoobond: hey hey. 42

davepoobond: yo estoy seco…

elmoisfurry: die die

davepoobond: i said “i am dry”

elmoisfurry: and i said

elmoisfurry: die die

davepoobond: and i said “i said ‘i am dry'”

elmoisfurry: an said

elmoisfurry: FUCK OFF U MUTHA FUKIN SHIT LICKER

davepoobond: and i said Never Pay for Condoms Again

elmoisfurry: ……..

elmoisfurry: die die

davepoobond: what is this? the price is right?

elmoisfurry: yea

davepoobond: remember from that commercial you didnt know what this line was from: “i want the truth!” “the truth? you cant handle truth!”

davepoobond: that’s from a jack nicholson movie.

elmoisfurry: no i know that

elmoisfurry: stupid

davepoobond: y’do

davepoobond: which then

davepoobond: if you’re so smart

elmoisfurry: and i know what one i thought i didnt know either

davepoobond: Mr. Rogers?

elmoisfurry: that one is from a few good men faggot

davepoobond: oh lol, that reminds me.

davepoobond: i was watching TV

davepoobond: and i found mr. rogers

elmoisfurry: and the one i didnt remember was from gladiator

davepoobond: and he was stacking cups on top of each other

davepoobond: and every time he put a cup there a bell rang

elmoisfurry: i figured that out a while ago

elmoisfurry: die die

davepoobond: and then when he was done, he knocked it all down

davepoobond: and the bell rang again

davepoobond: and he gathered them up all again

elmoisfurry: ……………

elmoisfurry: die

davepoobond: and then he brought out 3 cups

davepoobond: 3 different colors

elmoisfurry: aetgl;nbadga

davepoobond: 3 different sizes

elmoisfurry: dfhg

elmoisfurry: oadfh]iadrftgk

elmoisfurry: oaptg

elmoisfurry: o;aejliyajeto;karo;tk

elmoisfurry: a;dg,k

elmoisfurry: oarego;dafjgpoeajo,aejojoab

davepoobond: and he said “i’ll show you a trick”

elmoisfurry: ojajaobjaoboakfkodkaorvokarektao;

elmoisfurry: ao

davepoobond: and he puts a rock under the blue one, the shortest one

davepoobond: and he moves it in between the red and yellow cups

davepoobond: and he says “can you guess which cup the rock is under?”

elmoisfurry: ill stab u

elmoisfurry: i swear ill stab u

davepoobond: and then the doorbell rings, and its the mailman that didnt have any mail to deliver to mr. rogers

davepoobond: but he found a piece of paper

davepoobond: and he was asking mr. rogers about it

davepoobond: i changed the channel then, because the mailman resembled my late uncle bertha

davepoobond: i dont even have an uncle named bertha

davepoobond: i saw K-PAX

davepoobond: it was full of naked people

davepoobond: running out in the streets

elmoisfurry: do u WANT me to stab u?

davepoobond: and jumping from buildings

elmoisfurry: cause if u do please proceed

davepoobond: and an old homeless guy in a wheelchair saying “he didn do nuffin’!”

davepoobond: ha you bastard, its not raining anymore

davepoobond: how do you like THAT

davepoobond: HUH! HUH!

davepoobond: Hey Elmo, Did you eat my pencil?

elmoisfurry: het dave, wanna die?

davepoobond: not now, no. why?

davepoobond: =-O i shaved my gote

davepoobond: see how fast it grows back by tomorrow

elmoisfurry: r u fukin serious

davepoobond: yeah

elmoisfurry: lfgj’daftgl;jadft

elmoisfurry: j

elmoisfurry: aektg

elmoisfurry: earqto;ro[trel

elmoisfurry: tero

elmoisfurry: ‘k

elmoisfurry: dflg

elmoisfurry: ;oefklv

elmoisfurry: ‘;dfk;lgnl;gkhio;trigp

elmoisfurry: o[eritop[erkgo;sdfjgilarejgiopfejilgjlkjeiflgkjodefkjgli;arjkeigvearfgjaekljtflacrkaerhcxjglcjheuigerh,itxihiuwrectiu,hegjiotugoiewpugipyuirjgwuir

elmoisfurry: lj’k

davepoobond: y do you care

davepoobond: lol

elmoisfurry: cause ur supposed to wear that fukin baret

elmoisfurry: and u cant if u dont have a goddam gotte

davepoobond: it wasnt even growing in right anyway

elmoisfurry: so

davepoobond: i need to shave for a while longer before it grows in all the way anyway

davepoobond: i looked like a fuckin beaner

elmoisfurry: i dont give a fuk

davepoobond: with a moustache and a half of a gote

davepoobond: did i mention i shaped my ears like Link does?

davepoobond: now they’re pointy

davepoobond: so i can spear someone

davepoobond: ain’t that great?

elmoisfurry: goddam u

elmoisfurry: u stupid bastard

elmoisfurry: im gonna throw a pair of scissors through ur fukin temple

davepoobond: the wonders of plastic surgery

davepoobond: it only costed 160 dollars plus tax

davepoobond: and my first born

davepoobond: brb

davepoobond: wtf

davepoobond: someone has my email address for reporting “geocities abuse”

elmoisfurry: haha looser

davepoobond: for “nudity”

davepoobond: on some site

davepoobond: i dont even know wat it is

elmoisfurry: haha

elmoisfurry: looser

elmoisfurry: im goin cause i cant stand ur crap no more

elmoisfurry signed off at 7:42:56 PM.

davepoobond: bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: wut

davepoobond: nothing. i’m bored

elmoisfurry: so……………ur gay?

elmoisfurry: hahaha

elmoisfurry: get it

davepoobond: …………

davepoobond: ……

davepoobond: ……

davepoobond: …….

davepoobond: ..

elmoisfurry: “not about to see your light

but if u wanna find with me

i can show you what it’s like

till your bleeding!!”

davepoobond: die?

elmoisfurry: but if u wanna find hell with me*

davepoobond: dont care……….

elmoisfurry: haha

elmoisfurry: u suck

davepoobond: no colors anymore, i want them to turn black

elmoisfurry: que

davepoobond: get Rolling Stones – Paint it Black its a cool song

elmoisfurry: no

elmoisfurry: ive heard it

elmoisfurry: dont care

elmoisfurry: i gotz betta ones

davepoobond: its goood

elmoisfurry: die

davepoobond: brb, gotta crap

elmoisfurry: good

davepoobond: bak. turns out i didnt have to crap at all

davepoobond: i just pissed

davepoobond: wahoo

elmoisfurry: gay

davepoobond: wtf

davepoobond: whats so gay about it

elmoisfurry: u

elmoisfurry: doo

davepoobond: doo

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: i have terrible gas

davepoobond: i think i may have to poop

elmoisfurry: brb in 10

elmoisfurry: dinner

davepoobond: ok

elmoisfurry: wuts a good song

davepoobond: umm…..American Hi-Fi – Flavor of the weak

elmoisfurry: nooooppeeeee

davepoobond: Beatles – Can’t buy me love

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: Camp Kill Yourself – 96 quite bitter beings (jackass shopping carts theme)

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: Castlevania – Bloody Tears Heavy Metal Version

elmoisfurry: i said good, not gay

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: Cold Play – Shiver

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: Linkin Park – In the End

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: AFI – Days of the Phoenix

elmoisfurry: u dumbass i already have that

davepoobond: KMFDM – Mortal Kombat Theme

elmoisfurry: fuk off!

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: i dont know what the hell you like

elmoisfurry: ungay songs

davepoobond: Pilot Fisch – Tarot Card Song

davepoobond: its a good song…

elmoisfurry: go

elmoisfurry: to

elmoisfurry: hell

elmoisfurry: beotch

davepoobond: no

elmoisfurry: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

elmoisfurry: yea

davepoobond: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhno

davepoobond: how about The Union Underground – Natural High

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: Killing The Fly?

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: Strait Up – Angel’s Son

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: Cold – No One

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: At the Drive In – One Arm Scissor

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: do you like Japanese songs?

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: dramarama – Anything anything

elmoisfurry: nononononononono

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: RATM – guerilla radio

elmoisfurry: nein

davepoobond: Sublime – April 26, 1992

elmoisfurry: i no!

davepoobond: what?

elmoisfurry: the i wus supposed to be an upside down !

elmoisfurry: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: Jeniffer Lopez – if you had my love

davepoobond: backstreet boys – i want it that way

elmoisfurry: i got tha cd and the video alrwady

elmoisfurry: for both

davepoobond: oh…

davepoobond: thats unfortunate for you…

elmoisfurry: ur the one that gave um to me

davepoobond: ………………………………………………………oh yeah

elmoisfurry: from ur “secret stash”

davepoobond: my secret stash is LEGOs…

elmoisfurry: …….and BSB and “JLo”

davepoobond: get Blink182 – Rock Show

elmoisfurry: i told u

elmoisfurry: no gay

davepoobond: its not gay…

elmoisfurry: lol

davepoobond: its a story about a guy that fell in love with a girl at the rock show!

davepoobond: whats so gay about that?

elmoisfurry: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwgay

elmoisfurry: ima go play mah gizame and eat sum fizood

elmoisfurry: boi!

davepoobond: gay

elmoisfurry: no

elmoisfurry: die