It’s very confusing nowadays to see boys looking like girls, with the long hair and pocketbooks and even earrings. I was sitting in a restaurant when a girl came in and turned to the person at the next table and said, “Isn’t it awful how boys look like girls these days?”
“That’s my son,” she said, pointing to the girl.
“Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were the mother.”
“I’m not,” the answer came indignantly. “I’m the father!”
A man was charged with robbing a jewelry store and asked a young lawyer to defend him.
“I’ll handle your case,” said the attorney, “if you swear to me that you’re innocent and agree to pay my three-hundred-dollar fee.”
The rook thought for a minute, then said, “Will you do it for a hundred dollars and a pair of diamond earrings?”
Q: Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings?
A: So they can hang their feet up when they’re getting fucked.
uuuuuua – n. sticker-earrings that just stick on your ears. Tacky.
isawench – n. cheap old plastic earrings