Joke #12301

A man was charged with robbing a jewelry store and asked a young lawyer to defend him.

“I’ll handle your case,” said the attorney, “if you swear to me that you’re innocent and agree to pay my three-hundred-dollar fee.”

The rook thought for a minute, then said, “Will you do it for a hundred dollars and a pair of diamond earrings?”

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