“What’s wrong, son?” asks Eddie’s father.
“I lost my puppy,” sobs Eddie.
“Don’t cry,” says the concerned father. “We’ll get your dog back. We’ll put an ad in the paper.”
“That won’t do any good,” wails Eddie. “The dog can’t read!”
Tag Archives: dog
Joke #17521
DOG: “I want to sell this dog bone!”
AD REPRESENTATIVE: “Bones are listed in the calcified ads!”
Joke #17518
JENNIE: “It’s really raining cats and dogs!”
JANIE: “I know — I just stepped in a poodle!”
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The Invisible Manx
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Joke #17513
Q: What American statesman is the all-time canine favorite?
A: Benji-min Franklin!
Joke #17511
Q: Which dog is a member of English royalty?
A: The Duke of Yorkie!
Joke #17507
Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing taxis!
Joke #17503
Q: What kind of dogs like to eat well?
A: Chow-hounds!
Joke #17502
Q: What sign did Mr. Katzen put up when he opened a hot dog stand?
A: Katzen Dogs!
Joke #17499
Q: How would you describe, in a word, a dog who hogs all the food?
A: A pet-a-greed!
Joke #17496
Q: What kind of sandwich rolls do dogs prefer?
A: It doesn’t matter — as long as they have puppy seeds!
Joke #17494
Q: What do dogs like to eat for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs and barcon!
Joke #17493
LOSER: “Why do you call your dog ‘Fried Egg’?”
MR. IDIOT: “Because he rolls over easy!”
Joke #17484
1ST MAILMAN: “Did that dog bite you hard?”
2ND MAILMAN: “He did a first-class job!”