“a dog is a grown up cat”
– from a book
Tag Archives: dog
Joke #13831
Q: What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A: A dingo-ling!
Joke #13830
Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?
A: A jolly collie!
Joke #13829
Q: What did the cat call it when all the dogs left town?
A: Good mews!
Joke #13827
Q: What do you call a setter who can’t point?
A: Disa-pointing!
Joke #13826
Q: What do you call it when 3,000 dogs and cats get sent to the pound?
A: A doggone catastrophe!
Joke #13756
Q: What is Santa’s dog’s name?
A: Santa Paws.
Quote #13360
“we ain’t talkin no woofies here, woof woof!”
“we are not talking woofies here, woof woof”
– Miss Canoffat
Joke #13353
Q: How do you spot a Dogwood tree?
A: By its bark.
Joke #13345
Q: What is a caterpillar afraid of?
A: A dogerpillar!
Joke #13183
My older sister is a real dog. Last Christmas Santa left a flea collar in her stocking.
Joke #13037
My uncle, the Godfather, treats me like a dog. When other people go to see him, he gives them his hand to kiss. When I go to see him, he gives me his boot to lick.
Joke #13036
Last summer I took my family to Sequoia National Park to see giant redwood trees. Seeing them didn’t excite my family, but they gave our dog a heart attack.
Joke #13007
HAROLD: “I just got a new dog for my wife.”
LOUIE: “Sounds like a real great trade.”
Joke #13005
“I feed my dog garlic every day.”
“Why do you do that?”
“I want his bark to be worse than his bite.”