Tag Archives: davepoobond

#10839: BaserAverx -> davepoobond

This entry is part 7 of 7 in the series Jenna Is A Hard Sell On Online Dating Sites

BaserAverx: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke

davepoobond: I’M GOING TO RAPE YOUR NEWBORN CHILDREN

davepoobond: AND THEN HANG THEM

davepoobond: WITH MY SCROTUM

davepoobond: CAUSE ITS SO LONG

davepoobond: AND BAGGY

davepoobond: I PUT MY GROCERIES IN MY SACK

#10838: oberstsjewee -> davepoobond

This entry is part 6 of 7 in the series Jenna Is A Hard Sell On Online Dating Sites

oberstsjewee: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke

davepoobond: I’M GOING TO RAPE YOUR NEWBORN CHILDREN

oberstsjewee: TASTY

davepoobond: IT IS

#10837: davepoobond -> OracleHoh

In the chat room, OracleHoh said he was Joe Millionaire.

davepoobond: JOE MILLIONAIRE?!

davepoobond: OMG

davepoobond: I CANT BELIEVE ITS YOU

davepoobond: I SAW YOUR SHOW

davepoobond: LIKE EVERYDAY

davepoobond: AND THEN THE RERUNS TOO

OracleHoh: thx for watching

davepoobond: NO PROBLEM, I ENJOY WATCHING IT WHILE RAPING LITTLE CHILDREN

davepoobond: SO WHAT DO YOU DO ON A NORMAL CANDLE-LIT EVE, JOE

#10836: sweetsexyandbad2 -> davepoobond

This entry is part 5 of 7 in the series Jenna Is A Hard Sell On Online Dating Sites

sweetsexyandbad2: armtownBoy17: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke

davepoobond: FUCK YOU

davepoobond: FUCK YOU AND THE ROCK YOU CRAWLED OUT FROM

davepoobond: up the assssss

davepoobond: and your mom

davepoobond: too

davepoobond: i hope your mom saw that

davepoobond: cause then she’ll know that you’re sending death threats online

davepoobond: to 56 year old manwhores

I warn her to 20%.

#10834: BabiChicky169 -> davepoobond

davepoobond: hey bitch

BabiChicky169: um ok

davepoobond: i heard you were 17/f/az

BabiChicky169: yeah aslp

davepoobond: i dont like slaps

BabiChicky169: ok

davepoobond: mesa 17/m/ca

davepoobond: andsa i likesa talksa like jar jar binksa

BabiChicky169: charmin

BabiChicky169: u got a pic?

BabiChicky169: why is that

davepoobond: yupsa i picksa upsa all the chicksa

BabiChicky169: im ok

BabiChicky169: i think

davepoobond: whatsa thisa?

BabiChicky169: do u habe a pic yes or no

davepoobond: nosa

davepoobond: yousa?

BabiChicky169: no

#10833: WakaWonieon Me -> davepoobond

WakaWonieon Me: Funny Pictures! (it was a link to outwar)

davepoobond: FUCK YOU

WakaWonieon Me: those r pretyt funy

davepoobond: FUCK YOU ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS

WakaWonieon Me: ok

davepoobond: yeah since when does outwar show pictures

davepoobond: that are funny

WakaWonieon Me: lol

WakaWonieon Me: ur gay

davepoobond: UR GAY

davepoobond: YOU MUDDA FUCKA

davepoobond: I BET THATS A GAY SITE

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I warn him to 53%.

#10832: ORTEGA246 -> davepoobond

This entry is part 4 of 7 in the series Jenna Is A Hard Sell On Online Dating Sites

ORTEGA246: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke

davepoobond: fuck off

davepoobond: bitcxh

davepoobond: mudda fuck

davepoobond: a

#10830: FastHStreetRacer -> davepoobond

This entry is part 3 of 7 in the series Jenna Is A Hard Sell On Online Dating Sites

FastHStreetRacer: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am . You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they you. This is not a jok

davepoobond: you are so gay

davepoobond: if you have no ears and no mouth how are you supposed to kill me

davepoobond: everyone knows you need to be able to hear and be able to do something with your mouth when you kill someone

Previous message was not received by FastHStreetRacer because of error: User FastHStreetRacer is not available.

I warn him to 53%

#10828: sokkerob13 -> davepoobond

This entry is part 2 of 7 in the series Jenna Is A Hard Sell On Online Dating Sites

sokkerob13: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke

davepoobond: you are so gay

sokkerob13: hahahha

sokkerob13: isnt it gay??

davepoobond: …

sokkerob13: ld

davepoobond: you’re supposed to say “you are” and then we sloppily kiss

sokkerob13: fag

davepoobond: UR DA FAG

sokkerob13: sloppily kiss?? what the fuck is that??

davepoobond: kiss sloppy like

sokkerob13: good call

davepoobond: yeah well i dont know how else i can say it

davepoobond: i could describe it for you

sokkerob13: its gay dont say it at all

davepoobond: we rub each other’s backs exuberantly

davepoobond: as our tongues flow into one another like opposing forces

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