davepoobond: whoohoo the thing i told u was gone is back now
davepoobond: so its all normal again
Evil Hell Cow: w00t!
Tag Archives: davepoobond
#6436: collgehun18f165 -> davepoobond
collgehun18f165: Hey, this is Sarah. . I’m 18/F one of your friends gave me your screename, but I gotta bounce right now. . I just wanted to make sure you got a chance to see me, check out my site and lemme know if you’re interested in hooking up :-* My page (and its all free too) 😉 But only if your 18 or older, I don’t want to get in trouble for doin anything for anyone underage 😉
davepoobond: well, my friend is actually looking for you
davepoobond: why dont u give him ur crap
davepoobond: i cant take ur guys crap no mo, stop IMing me
#6435: davepoobond -> YoursTruly
davepoobond: arnold schwarzenegger is 55 years old today
YoursTruly: lol
#6434: davepoobond -> Lumpy
davepoobond: izzy whizzy, lets get busy
Lumpy: fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy hair no hair
davepoobond: i just drank 2 liters of soda
Lumpy: Congratulations
davepoobond: yep
davepoobond: have u heard the remix of in the end
Lumpy: no
davepoobond: its pretty good
#6433: davepoobond -> Holmes
davepoobond: sex, lies, and headlocks
Holmes: thats what life is all about
davepoobond: the story of vince macmahon
Holmes: lmao
davepoobond: heh
#6432: davepoobond -> The Peaman Thats Not a Man
davepoobond: hey what’s up?
(later)
The Peaman Thats Not a Man: nothing really
The Peaman Thats Not a Man: i got back from the mall a few hours ago
The Peaman Thats Not a Man: it was a total bust
The Peaman Thats Not a Man: not one hot guy in the entire fucking mall
davepoobond: thats what happens at malls
davepoobond: REAL men dont go to malls but for maybe 10 minutes max
The Peaman Thats Not a Man: but it’s supposed to be “back to school shopping” and shit
davepoobond: most guys arent gonna b back to school shopping, cuz thats what you do with your mommy
davepoobond: i would know
davepoobond: >.>
The Peaman Thats Not a Man: …you still shop with your mommy?
davepoobond: not necessarily
davepoobond: only when she buys
davepoobond: there’s no shame in that
davepoobond: ::breaks down and cries::
The Peaman Thats Not a Man: ….yeah…sure…..uh huh…..right…..ok…..sure
The Peaman Thats Not a Man: ::hands him a hankie::
davepoobond: thank you
The Peaman Thats Not a Man: welcome
The Peaman Thats Not a Man: i’m going to dinner
davepoobond: k bye
#6431: davepoobond -> The Peaman Thats Not a Man
davepoobond: kusa la goopa goop
The Peaman Thats Not a Man: i love dexter’s lab
davepoobond: yaa
davepoobond: seen em all
davepoobond: except all of ego trip
The Peaman Thats Not a Man: yeah
The Peaman Thats Not a Man: i’m not that obsessed
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: too bad they arent makin them tho
The Peaman Thats Not a Man: so what’s cookin’ good lookin’?
#6430: davepoobond -> Evil
davepoobond: hey
Evil: i g2g
davepoobond: heh ok bye
Evil: lol 😐
#6429: Holmes -> davepoobond
Holmes: i’m watchin the video
davepoobond: for what
Holmes: were not gonna take it
davepoobond: heh
Holmes: the fuck? the father looks like a psycho
davepoobond: lol i know
davepoobond: they did that beginning part in the lit video
davepoobond: my own worst enemy
Holmes: “i carried a m16 AND YOU…YOU…YOU CARRY THAT GUITAR!!!!”
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: WHAT DO YOU WANNA WITH YOUR LIFEEEEEEEE
Holmes: and the father just fell out of the window for no reason
davepoobond: lol
Holmes: what an idiot!
Holmes: he got slammed by the door 6 times in a row!
Holmes: the father
davepoobond: lol
Holmes: heh he fell out of the window again
davepoobond: lol
Holmes: LMAPO!!!!!!!!
Holmes: LOL
davepoobond: he flew through the wall?
Holmes: He tried pulling of some tarzan shit and crashed into a wall!
Holmes: yeah lol
davepoobond: lol
Holmes: omg
Holmes: that was terrible
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: i love that video
Holmes: i can’t stop laughing
davepoobond: did you see that part like he got cornered, and there’s no windows around him
Holmes: yeah
davepoobond: so he crosses his arms, and nods, smiling
Holmes: that was the end
davepoobond: then he flies through the wall
davepoobond: lol
Holmes: yeah lol
Holmes: that was hilarious
#6428: davepoobond -> wangerspanker
davepoobond: hey
wangerspanker: yep?
davepoobond: hi
wangerspanker: sup?
davepoobond: nothin much, you
wangerspanker: chillin
davepoobond: same
wangerspanker: im downloading kazaa
davepoobond: cool
wangerspanker: it seems nice.
wangerspanker: yo know whhat it is right?
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: i had it but my version got too old to be updated
davepoobond: so i said “screw it” and uninstalled it
wangerspanker: lol
wangerspanker: thats what im gonna do with winamp
davepoobond: uninstall it?
wangerspanker: yep
davepoobond: its a good program though
davepoobond: i think i got this plug in that you can see these cool colors on your screen
davepoobond: its pretty awesome for about 20 seconds
wangerspanker: yea i have that
wangerspanker: it gets old
wangerspanker: fast
davepoobond: yep
#6427: Evil Hell Cow -> davepoobond
Evil Hell Cow: how’s your job search goin ?
davepoobond: going nowhere
davepoobond: no one is hiring
davepoobond: i called taco bell and another restaurant today
davepoobond: asked them about my app
davepoobond: they said to call another day
davepoobond: both
davepoobond: that’s the only ones i can remember i gave my app into
davepoobond: my equal sign is stickin down
davepoobond: ======================—————————————————–
Evil Hell Cow: Alright
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davepoobond: do you know if that white thing under the key comes off
davepoobond: =========================================================================
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: =================
Evil Hell Cow: no it doesnt
davepoobond: ok good thing i didnt try takin it off
#6426: Holmes -> davepoobond
Holmes: sorry what;d y say you say after the AWESOME chat thing?
Holmes: comp froze because of chat
davepoobond: i forgot heh
Holmes: stupid chat
davepoobond: lol
#6425: davepoobond -> Lil Angel Gurl
davepoobond: hey
Lil Angel Gurl: hey
davepoobond: what’d you say
davepoobond: i cant recognize you without shifting from capital to lower case
Lil Angel Gurl: haha
Lil Angel Gurl: o shuDdUps
Lil Angel Gurl: =)
davepoobond: thatsa girlllll
Lil Angel Gurl: haha
Lil Angel Gurl: o sHuDduPs
Lil Angel Gurl: =)
Lil Angel Gurl: uR jUsS jEaLoUs
Lil Angel Gurl: =Þ
davepoobond: so howsa girl
Lil Angel Gurl: im kOo
Lil Angel Gurl: n yOus?
davepoobond: all right
Lil Angel Gurl: kOols
#6424: Automatic Man -> davepoobond
davepoobond sent out a newsletter (which is pretty much once every 3 months) and Automatic Man was subscribed to it
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Automatic Man: dont send me more emails
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: y not
Automatic Man: cuz its annoying
davepoobond: comon that’s 1 since april. its the end of july now
Automatic Man: NO
Automatic Man: thats one small step for man, one giant step for………. i have a dream!
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: thats nice
davepoobond: so whats up
Automatic Man: my dick
davepoobond: thats spectacular. how long did it take you this time
Automatic Man: only 10 mins with that new viagra
#6423: davepoobond -> Blind Bubba
davepoobond: johnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy
davepoobond: hello?
Blind Bubba: hi
davepoobond: is this you
Blind Bubba: i dunno