“I joined this website so I could write my senior research paper on online dating and the commodification of human beings through the internet. I’ve met some great people, and even put my cat on here. Don’t worry, I’m not crazy. And I got an A on the project.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“Let’s try this again! My profile keeps getting Hacked! If you see 2 other me floating around,that’s some creeper.I’m the real deal!
In the midst of a conversation with someone I thought it maybe a good idea to make this clear >>>I’M NOT LOOKING FOR A QUICK HOOK UP and I’d appreciate if your intentions are that PUHHLEASE refrain from emailing me. Why waste eachother’s time?? We all have our preferences , rhymes and reasons getting laid just ain’t MINE. Is this a Sex site??? I’m disturbed, turned off and grossed by the sexually aggressive emails and texts I’m getting by You damn MEN!!! What is UP!??We are adults not teenagers anymore and I’m a lady.I’d like to be treated as such ! Save the sex talk for a phone sex operator or hold on, get too know me! ya never know what may come of it! sheesh SLOW DOWN…
no ,i will not go cuddle with you , “hit you up” ( I cant stand that phrase) automatic fail if you say either of those things to me and please do not be a gangster, wanna be gangster ,have the gangster look, attire that looks gangster, anything gangster ..sorry Im just really really reallllyyy not into that type type of guy.’ we are worlds apart …”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“IM OUT GOING I LOVE TO PARTY AND DRINK I KAN BE SHY AT FIRST WITH GUYZ BUT IM EASY TO TALK TO I LOVE TO LAUGH AND MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY IM A REAL HAPPY HONEST GIRL IM A LADY IN THE STREETS A FREAK IN THE SHEETZ LOL 😉 MUAH KALL ME LOVELY 😉 IM THICK BTW LADIES AND GENTALMEN AND I LUV IT IF U DNT WELL THATZ UR LOSE SO FAR NEVER HAD COMPLAINTZ MUAH HATE IT ARE LOVE IT LETZ SEE THINGZ I HATE LIERS WONT TOLERATE AT ALL I BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES SOMETIMES LOL BUT THREE STRIKZ UR OUT.CALLE COLD IDGAF I JUST ANOT GONNA WASTE MY TIME BE HONEST TELLE WHAT U WANT WHO KNOWZ I PROBLEYWANT THE SAME MUAHHH”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“Maybe the internet is where the good men are hiding out…”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“And we’re here for a good time, not for a long time.”
– from a double-girl dating profile
“The brunette (Joanna) likes manly men with brown eyes, and the blonde (Sammie) doesn’t know what she likes but knows its not an ugly guy.”
– from a dating profile that is apparently made for two girls. Is it really that hard to have separate profiles?
“P.S.- I DONT DRIVE A CHEVY…IT’S MY NICKNAME.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“i am doing my master and being an interpreter at the same time.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“I don’t believe in label so i consider myself a beautiful person. who needs label anywayz =).”
– from a (transsexual) girl’s dating profile
“As shallow as it might sound i am NOT into bears, cubs, chubs, daddies, grandpas,…..or anything in that nature.”
– from a (transsexual) girl’s dating profile
“One day I will find the one but it hasn’t happened yet so until then I’m doing me.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“Heres the thing, im not dating ever again. period.
I hate dating.
I dont want to know about your mom.
I dont care about the baby eagle you rescued when you were 18.
I just want a steak, and to go home.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“I have a strange fascination with beards and get weak in the knees when a man uses proper grammar.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“Not a Barbie so don’t expect me to be perfect
I love to eat so I’m fat lmao
Just here to meet cool new ppl.
No pervs cus I ain’t givin no poosay u can skip my page negga”
– from a girl’s dating profile
First Date:
“not interested”
– from a girl’s dating profile