It happened one day in the studio
Dancing around in a do-si-do
Knocked over a candle and he starts to burn
Uh-oh Barneys on fire
It’s what we’ve always desired
We’ll watch the flames get higher
Just don’t try to put him out!
Tag Archives: dance
melaca
melaca – v. to take more than three steps backward while dancing
nesconta
nesconta – adv. to be arrested for attending a public dance without wearing a corset
There Was an Old Lady From France
There was an old lady from France
who did an unusual dance
she slipped on the grass
and hurt her ass
that crazy old lady from france
Quote #21239
“I heard something about Native Americans having their own Olympics. Hope they don’t have a dance competition, because it would probably get rained out.
Besides, I thought they already had their own games. It was called ‘The World Series of Poker.'”
– Matt Sussman
Joke #20884
Q: Why did the pretzels dance?
A: Just to do the twist.
National Have-Two-Slow-Dances-In-One-Night Day
National Have-Two-Slow-Dances-In-One-Night Day – n. a holiday that occurs on December 15th. Only occurs when it is a Friday.
National Hope-You-Deejay-The-Dance-You-Want-To Day
National Hope-You-Deejay-The-Dance-You-Want-To Day – n. a holiday that occurs on November 7th
National Absolutely-Terrible-Dance Day
National Absolutely-Terrible-Dance Day – n. a holiday that occurs on November 1st
National Homecoming-Dance Day
National Homecoming-Dance Day – n. a holiday that occurs on October 11th
National Have-Your-Last-Slow-Dance Day
National Have-Your-Last-Slow-Dance Day – n. a holiday that occurs on October 6th
National Go-To-School-And-Find-Out-There’s…
National Go-To-School-And-Find-Out-There’s-Not-A-Dance-When-You-Thought-There-Was Day – n. a holiday that occurs on April 12th, but ONLY when it falls on a Friday.
National Not-Good-Disco-Dance Day
National Not-Good-Disco-Dance Day – n. a holiday that occurs on March 23rd.
National Good-Disco-Dance Day
National Good-Disco-Dance Day – n. a holiday that occurs on March 22nd.
National Dance-Underachievement Day
National Dance-Underachievement Day – n. a holiday that occurs on February 9th.