Q: What did the crocodile say to Captain Hook?
A: He wanted to find a second-hand bargain.
Q: What did the crocodile say to Captain Hook?
A: He wanted to find a second-hand bargain.
Q: What do crocodiles drink before a big race?
A: Ali-Gatorade
::pointing to the ceiling::
“Oh no they shut us off again. Son-of-a-gun.”
Then she goes on talking about getting no oxygen and gaping crocodiles.
– Miss Canoffat
Q: Why do crocodile mothers often eat their young?
A: They just love them to death.
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will reveal if you are qualified to be a “professional.” Think! And then scroll down for each answer.
The questions are NOT that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, “Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?”
(Wrong Answer)
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All the animals attend except one.
Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. Remember? This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. You have to cross a river inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across.
All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old!
seitz – n. an old crocodile
eaoirnt – adj. to have crocodile-skin skin
chantakeo – n. a crocodile/alligator that can jump